INTERNAL COMMUNICATION
Posted by hadleychaste on May 14, 2009
INTERNAL COMMUNICATION
To: English Language and Literature Faculty
From: Ian Sutherland, Chair
Please remember that the Western Campus WWWWC is hosting the monthly departmental literature review tomorrow. We will convene at 11 a.m. For those presenting, bring a summary of your article for the rest of us. Thanks.
To: Meghan Taft
From: Ian Sutherland, Chair
You’ll have coffee, right? And maybe those little pastries to go with?
To: Meghan Taft
From: Chester Borkh, WWWWC Coordinator (MAIN CAMPUS)
Meghan, please print out copies of the attached summary for the literature review tomorrow. I’d hate to have to carry them all the way to your little outpost! You might want to review the summary before tomorrow; it has some concepts that might be a bit unfamiliar to you.
To: Meghan Taft
From: Cosma Kallas, Professor
Hey, we’re having a little dinner thing in a few Saturdays. Can you make it?
To: Meghan Taft
From: Mari Goranca, Professor
You will have something to perk up the coffee at that dreadful literature review, yes?
To: Meghan Taft
From: Lars Bumbry, Assistant Coach
Hey Meghan, I meant to warn you, but I hear that I missed the boat. Sorry. BTW, what’s so wrong with ‘in today’s society’?
To: Meghan Taft
From: Graham Plasson, Professor
A little birdie told me that you clearly aren’t doing your squats. For shame. Maybe the hockies can give you some tips?
To: Meghan Taft
From: Elinor Summers, Egalliv Fellow
Anything you’d like to discuss?
To: Meghan Taft
From: ssskooovvhuuus@gmail.com
I’m sorry I didn’t warn you in advance, but I knew that your reaction would be priceless. You never disappoint me, Megs. See you soon.
evaB said
Hey where is the rest of the text asks the public.